I'll start off with my cooking skills. I came across the easiest and best meal and have to share it with you all. It's so fast and easy and we have had it for about 13 meals since we've been married (CAN YOU SAY TROPHY WIFE?!). It's nice to find something we both love! Plus, it's so easy to take while on the run. And cheap! AND you can have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. This whole meal costs $2.12! Awesome right? Anyway here it is:
Also... as more proof... I go grocery shopping allllllll the time. (Really though. I go all the time because I forget something every time I go... One day I will learn what a grocery list is... one day) They practically know me by name at Super Target (Hint #4 I'm being 100% sarcastic is because everyone knows Super Target is freaking expensive and trophy wives always get the best deals) See look at this picture Corbin took of me while we were grocery shopping.
I may or may not have (but really did) sit like this the whole time. Do I even need to say anything about this picture? No? Didn't think so. OH WAIT! Yes I do. Please note that the only thing you can see in the cart is frozen pizza. But don't worry. Not pictured there are also Doritos, an over-priced half empty/half full-or-air bag of the holiday circus animal cookies, a bag of pretzels, and a 24 pack of Coke. Good gosh I'm so good at the grocery shopping thing.
So if for some crazy reason those things weren't convincing enough, here is one more reason. I look good everywhere we go. It's hard work. I don't know how I do it. See look at me at the ASU game....
I COULDN'T EVEN SHOW MY FACE PEOPLE! You know it was pretttttttty dang bad when it was 90 degrees yet I still wore my jacket and hood the whole game.
So, Corbin Nicks Robinson, you're welcome for going above and beyond all your expectations of being the trophy wife you also wanted. Remember that while Christmas shopping.
Actually don't. Really don't.
I hope you enjoyed,
Meeting The Robinsons!